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CHROMATIC NOTES AND GREY CUP HORSES

WARNING: DO NOT try to ride your horse up a pentatonic staircase. As you can see in Figure 25 above, a pentatonic staircase is too steep, and the steps are too uneven. Ex-Marshal McDillon had to ban horses from all the hotels in Dodge City because so many horses got hurt on the pentatonic staircases. Marshal Puma has decided to keep the ban in place, despite her falling out with Ex-Marshal McDillon and her affinity for cheap plot twists in Classic Westerns.

If you’re looking for a horse-friendly hotel, try the Fairmont Royal York, a luxury hotel in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Since the late 1940s, the Fairmont Royal York has welcomed strangers from the West, especially strangers from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to ride on up to the registration desk on their horses. According to some reports, this policy also applies to chuckwagon drivers with teams of horses. The hotel even has specially-constructed smooth chromatic note staircases to make it easy for guests on horseback to get around inside the hotel.

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